Mitch: "You basically know everything about my life."
Mark: "Yeah, you're pretty much an open book. Actually, it's more of an audio book."
I'd be more annoyed were it not true.
10 Very Specific Things I Like About Life
-The smells of: freshly cut grass and lemon zest and tomato plants and rain on hot asphalt (see: petrichor).
-Carefully removing splinters with a sewing needle.
-Getting back into a body-warmed bed.
-The electrical tingle you feel after touching a TV screen that's been on for a while.
-Burt's Bees Mango Butter Lip Balm.
-Making wine glasses "sing" when you wash them.
-The sound snow makes.
-Cleaning your ears with Q-tips (psh, do not use to clean inner ear my foot...)
-Seeing how many brick/stepping-stones/floorboards one big stride is.
-That part of a haircut where they wash your hair.
Oh hell, who cares about all of that. Here, here's a clip from Life of Brian. It's got life in the title. It totally counts.
Ah Monty Python, who needs articulation or self-reflection when I have you and the ability to embed videos?
lol, who doesn't know about your life, you talk so much? ;)
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